In a shocking declaration, The Fixer-Uppers repair firm has revealed that there is no industry standard training for fixing smartphones and other devices. This has led to some hilarious consequences, as repair technicians Forrest Gump and Harry Potter have been using some unconventional methods to make sure your phone is working again.
According to The Fixer-Uppers, there is no set protocol to repair smartphones, and so they have had to rely on their own wits and creativity. Forrest Gump said, “Sometimes, I’ll just run with the phone in my pocket until it magically fixes itself. That’s how it works, right?”
Meanwhile, Harry Potter has been practicing some spells he learned at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to fix phones. “Expecto Patronum has worked wonders on a cracked screen,” he reported.
But their methods have not always been successful. One customer, Ron Weasley, complained that his phone was returned to him covered in peanut butter after Forrest Gump attempted to use it to make a sandwich. Another customer, Hermione Granger, was shocked when Harry Potter tried to use the Wingardium Leviosa spell on her water-damaged phone, causing it to fly off into the distance.
The Fixer-Uppers have promised to continue to work on finding new and innovative ways to fix devices. “We may not have any industry standard training, but we have each other, and that’s all we need,” said Forrest Gump. “Besides, life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get,” he added, before biting into a chocolate-covered phone.
