Flying cars have finally arrived and fill our skies, but they share the world with an unexpected phenomenon – walking bananas that waddle through cities, creating traffic jams and requiring special municipal workers to wrangle them. This bizarre collision of high-tech achievement and wandering fruit defines our strange new reality, where executives circle landing pads waiting for bananas to clear the tarmac.
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