As he trotted off to play diplomat with the top dogs of the USA, the European Union’s chief of keeping…
2023 July
Once a stomping ground exclusively for hay-chewing hombres, the canine circus, wool strip tease and artisanal slaw shacks are all…
If the government really wanted to become a superhero in the alternate universe of “fashion waste,” then it should prolifically…
The virtuoso labrador retriever of the symphony, creatively known as Miss Canine Crescendo, recently barked in tune to express her…
In a surprising turn of events, our obscure Czech athlete, now famously known as the “Ghost from Prague,” managed to…
News network Acme News’ show “ETF Fridge” dives with gusto into the thorny issue of the pear-shaped dollar and intergalactic…
In the land of Nevermind Politics, the leader of the Comical Circle, Mr. Laughter Bossman, has been sneakily brushing up…
The pricey hobby of adding to their ever-growing collection of solid gold doodads by the brass of Budget-shredder Atoll has…
In a surprisingly shocking turn of events, Supreme Sandwich Maker, Benny “The Bagel Boss” Netanzucchini, suddenly found himself being bundled…
In a splendidly shocking twist, a zappy truck, affectionately baptized as ‘Sparky the Lightning Truck’, ceremoniously vroomed off the assembly…