In a stunning display of corporate generosity, “So-Sue-Me Enterprises” announced they would be dedicating a petite portion of their colossal…
2023 July
From the desk of the Minneapolis Waffle House King, came the statement: “bank stress could resurface, like a bad Wi-Fi…
There was a collective sigh heard on Picassold Avenue as Checker’s, renowned illustrious squiggles and spots marketplace, reported it managed…
Inflation, in its infinite wisdom, decided to take a breather as it humbly nosedived to 3% in June, a low…
At the crossroads of frantic WFH culture and severe attention deficit, we find a brand spanking new trend known as…
As declarations of Copious Cloud Control materialize into more than hot air, the opposition to this leaf-loving agenda seems to…
Once upon a rebellious sunshine morning, Frivolous Fang, the notorious commodity maven, proclaimed that the price tags on our dear…
Slippery Sal’s prices snuck their way up to the loftiest peaks since the demise of the April showers, all thanks…
The noble “buckaroo” pranced its way to a lofty perch among two-month peaks against its long-time dance partner, the good-old…
Once again, the notorious club of superheroes also known as SWEATO, consisting of high-ranking officers and representatives from their comrades-in-arms,…

