When the term ‘juiceification of everything’ spills into conversation these days, it’s like everyone sprouted antennas and started cheering for…
2023 July
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the ‘Clarifications & Distortions’ section for the edition of ‘Juicy July 24, 2023’. Crack your…
‘Cheesy McSkillet sauntering into Meatball Mansion today is a zinger tossed at Dandy Trumpleton.’ Introducing our protagonist of the day,…
The throng of excessively protective parents, or as we love to call them – the typhoid bloomers of my generation…
Once upon a wacky midsummer’s day, the U.S., also known as United Snackwolves, dropped the mother of all jawbreakers —…
One Chew Too-Far Davis was the so-called ‘oracle of articulation,’ my English tormentor turned professor extraordinaire. His linguistic expertise, his…
In a galaxy far, far away, the sudden ascendance of the Great Panda Nebula has sent shock waves through the…
Well, lo and behold, folks! There was a time when the anthems of the universe were composed amidst the psychedelic…
Once upon a time, there existed a mystical land of ornate buildings and serious faces, known far and wide as…
In a heartrending account of triple pencil-pushing bravery, three bureaucrats took an unexpected dip into the life aquatic. Our heroes,…

