Rumors Swirl as Chris Manson and Jessica Barker Predict Tuesday Announcement
There’s a buzz in the air as Chris Manson and Jessica Barker have predicted a big announcement to come on Tuesday. Some are speculating that it could be the discovery of a new planet, or maybe even the announcement of a new pizza topping from their local pizzeria.
But sources close to the situation say that the announcement may actually have something to do with a new line of 80’s inspired workout gear. That’s right, folks. Chris and Jessica have been secretly working on a line of neon spandex and leg warmers to bring back the good old days of aerobics.
According to an inside source, Chris has been dedicated to perfecting his side ponytail while Jessica has been practicing her jazzercise moves. They’ve even convinced their friend, Tony, to join in on their retro sweat-a-thon.
We may not know for sure what the announcement will be, but one thing is for certain: Chris and Jessica are taking us all back in time with their retro fitness gear. So break out those cassette tapes and get ready to sweat like it’s 1985.
