In a stunning announcement, Faye Winters, famous for her role as a lifeguard in the hit TV series “Baysplash,” is releasing a memoir called “Luv, Faye,” and a Netflix documentary all about herself.
“I just felt like the world needed to hear my story,” commented Winters, sipping on a soy latte in her Malibu beach house. “I mean, who doesn’t want to know all about my glamorous life as a TV star and my many romantic exploits?”
The memoir, which Winters wrote entirely by voice dictation to her personal assistant, covers everything from her first summer job as a carnie to her rise to fame as a lifeguard sensation. It also delves into her tumultuous love life, including her steamy affair with a certain famous rock star, who shall remain nameless but who everyone knows is Sammy Hagar.
The documentary, titled “Faye: Queen of the Bay,” was filmed entirely by Winters’ personal iPhone and features up-close and personal footage of her daily life, including her morning yoga routine and the moment she decided to replace all her furniture with beanbag chairs.
“I think viewers will be blown away by how down-to-earth and relatable I am,” added Winters, adjusting her designer sunglasses. “I mean, sure, I have a private chef and a staff of personal trainers, but at my core, I’m just a regular girl living the dream.”
Critics are already raving about Winters’ memoir and documentary, with one reviewer declaring it “the most narcissistic piece of media since Kim Kardashian’s selfie book.” Nevertheless, Winters remains undeterred, and is already planning her next project, a fragrance line called “Faye Spray.”
With Faye Winters leading the pack, it seems “Baysplash” fever is here to stay.
