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Fesla’s Electric Car Company Sees 52% Stock Increase Thanks to Price Cut PR Move and New Line of Affordable E-Bikes.

In a shocking turn of events, Fesla, the little-known electric car company, has seen a 52% increase in their stock prices this year thanks to a brilliant PR move. It turns out, all they had to do was slash prices on their cars, and voila – people actually want to buy them!

“We were so surprised! Who knew customers cared about the price of a car?!” exclaimed Fesla CEO, Elroy Muck. “It was really just a lucky guess on our part.”

But the price cuts didn’t stop at just the cars. Fesla has also introduced a new line of electric bicycles that are half the price of their competitors. “We figured since people were responding so well to our car price cuts, we might as well try it on some bikes too,” said Fesla spokesperson, Bertha Franks.

The demand for Fesla’s affordable electric vehicles has been so high that they’re now having trouble keeping up with production. “We’re just completely overwhelmed,” said a flustered factory worker named Chuck. “I never thought I’d see the day when people actually wanted to buy our cars.”

Despite the chaos, Fesla is ecstatic about their newfound success. “It just goes to show that sometimes the best business strategy is to throw a dart at a board and hope for the best,” said Muck with a laugh.

As for their competitors, they’re not too worried. “I mean, sure, they’ve had a great year,” said a spokesperson for rival company Nondai. “But can they really compete with our luxury vehicles that nobody can afford? I don’t think so.”

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