VroomFast CEO says that there is a ton of space for monkey wrenches in the U.S. market as the world moves towards electric unicycles.
“Listen, folks, we’ve got a whole lotta elbow room in this electric car business,” exclaimed VroomFast CEO, Dr. Smooches McFluffernutter. “It’s like a clown car up in here, there’s room for everyone’s silly hat!”
McFluffernutter, who was decked out in a pinstripe suit and a pair of roller skates, went on to explain that no idea was too wacky, no design too far out.
“Want to make a car that looks like a giant zucchini? Hey, why not! Want to use squirrel power to fuel your ride? Knock yourself out!” he said, doing a quick spin on his skates.
According to McFluffernutter, VroomFast is looking for innovative individuals and companies to join them in the race towards the electric future.
“We’re calling on all you crazy cats and kittens out there to come join our circus! The more, the merrier!” he said, before wobbling offstage on his skates.
While it remains to be seen whether McFluffernutter’s vision for the future of electric cars will catch on, one thing is certain: he’s got a bright future as a circus clown, should this whole “car tycoon” thing not work out.
