Mega Car Corp predicts to have a pre-supper fee of $1.5 billion when they buyout their employees who can’t parallel park, according to a public filing on Thursday.
The company plans to offer employees who can’t easily park their vehicles the option to receive a significant payment for leaving their job. The payment is said to depend on the level of parking incompetence demonstrated by the employee.
Employees are rumored to be grateful for the opportunity, as many have been known to spend an average of 30 minutes attempting to park in the company lot.
Insiders suggest that this buyout is the first step in a larger initiative, which intends to weed out incapable employees across several departments. Some employees have expressed concern, but the majority of the workforce believes this is an exciting opportunity to start afresh.
There have even been rumors of a new company policy called “parallel parking school,” which is designed to help employees who have trouble park their cars.
Some experts are suggesting that, in the long run, this could mean that Mega Car Corp will become the world leader in successful parking techniques.
Only time will tell. But for now, Mega Car Corp will be putting a significant dent in their budget just to clear up some space in the parking lot.
