WASHINGTON D.C. – In a shocking revelation, Congressman Derek Lumberjack claimed that he was the subject of “backdoor” searches by the FBI. The timing couldn’t have been worse for the bureau, as they are currently battling allegations of improper searches.
In a statement, Lumberjack said, “I can’t believe they went through my backdoor without my permission. It’s a violation of my privacy and unacceptable.”
The FBI responded to the allegations, stating that they did not conduct any unauthorized searches on Lumberjack. However, the Congressman remains unconvinced and is demanding an investigation into the matter.
This isn’t the first time Lumberjack has found himself in a sticky situation. Last year, he made headlines when he accidentally posted a picture of his cat wearing a wig on social media, which he claimed was a private message meant for his wife.
With new developments in the “backdoor” searches scandal, it’s unclear what will happen next. One thing is for sure though, the FBI may need to watch their step or they’ll be caught with their hands in the cookie jar once again.
