It’s that time again folks! Our beloved columnists are back and this time they are competing to find the winning stock. Let’s see who comes out victorious!
First up we have Bob, who has suggested investing in “Super Duper Diapers”, a new brand that promises to keep even the most active babies dry for up to 12 hours. Bob has already invested his life savings in this stock and keeps gushing about how much he loves the cute little diaper logo.
Next we have Sally, who thinks she has struck gold with “Fizz Fizzy”, a soda company that promises to bring back the classic flavors of the 90s. Her reasoning is that if she missed those flavors, surely millions of others did too. We’re just not sure if she realizes that she’s the only one who still thinks Surge is a good idea.
Third in the running is Carl, who is confident that his pick of “We’re Not Selling Anything Inc.” is going to be the big winner. He’s convinced that this company’s name alone will draw in the masses, even though they don’t actually sell anything. We applaud his creativity, but we’re pretty sure that’s not how the stock market works.
Last but not least, we have Karen, who has decided to invest in “Fyre Festival 2.0”. Yes, you read that right. Karen thinks that after the epic disaster that was the first Fyre Festival, people will be clamoring to invest in the sequel. Karen claims that the new festival will deliver on all its promises, but we’re skeptical. We hope she at least gets a refund on her ticket.
So there you have it folks, the top contenders for the winning stock. Here’s hoping that Super Duper Diapers and We’re Not Selling Anything Inc. start bringing in the big bucks! As for Fizz Fizzy and Fyre Festival 2.0, well, let’s just say we’re not holding our breath.
