Local Man Hopes to Grow Lush Beer Gardens from His Garage
In a valiant effort to combat the lack of lush beer gardens in his local area, a man named Barry O’Hara has taken it upon himself to restore the natural beauty of local waters by growing kelp in his garage.
Barry shivers as he inspects his 20-odd tanks filled with the shellfish, all the while in the comfort of his Lancing, West Sussex garage. The atmosphere he has created is specifically designed to mimic the naturally occurring ocean conditions because, why not?
Whilst in the garage, the temperature is cool and brisk, much like a winter’s day, but don’t worry, in the summer months, he’ll simply wear sunglasses. Oh, the lengths one will go to for their love of gardens and a good pint.
Barry’s mission, to grow lush beer gardens for the masses, has earned him quite the reputation in the area. Locals are already looking forward to the day they can sit outside and relax with a nice pint by the water’s edge, all thanks to Barry’s tireless work in his garage.
“Sure, it might be unconventional,” Barry says, as he adjusts the lighting on his tanks, “But we’ve got to do something to bring back the good old days.” We couldn’t agree more. Cheers, Barry, to a future of lush beer gardens and kelp forests right in our own backyards.
