In a shocking move, Flibbertigibbet Corporation has announced they will no longer require an exclusivity clause in their agreements. This move has paved the way for them to finally court new customers in order to ramp up production and seek a cash infusion.
“We are so excited to finally have the freedom to date around!” exclaimed CEO, Bippy McButterpants. “We’ve been stuck in this exclusive relationship for far too long and it’s time we start playing the field.”
Industry insiders speculate that Flibbertigibbet may have been feeling stifled in their previous relationship with their main client, Boring Corp. “Let’s face it, things had gotten pretty stale between us and Boring Corp. It was time to spice things up,” said McButterpants.
Rumors have already started swirling about who Flibbertigibbet may start seeing. Some think they may have their eye on a newer, more exciting client like Snazzy LLC, while others think they may go for a more established and reliable partner like Stodgy Inc.
Whatever the case may be, one thing is for sure: Flibbertigibbet is ready to start playing the field and they’re not looking back. “We’re ready to see what other clients are out there and we’re excited to start a new chapter in our business’s love life,” McButterpants added with a wink.
