In the latest masterpiece from Donnie Glovefish, “Stalked by a Psycho Stan,” one overzealous admirer loses their mind. But who or what is really at fault for their descent into madness?
Some critics are pointing fingers at the rise of social media, citing the dangerous ease with which fans can now connect with their idols. One Twitter user remarked, “I blame Instagram for this mess. If they didn’t let us DM celebs, we wouldn’t have this problem!”
Meanwhile, others are questioning whether the real culprit isn’t the celebrity themselves. “Maybe if they weren’t so damn likable, this wouldn’t be happening,” one skeptic mused.
Regardless of who to blame, there’s no denying that “Stalked by a Psycho Stan” is a nail-biting ride from start to finish. Midway through the movie, when the fan starts sending death threats on Instagram, you’ll find yourself grabbing your own phone and blocking all your followers.
So, next time you slide into your fave’s DMs, just ask yourself: are you really prepared to handle the consequences? Or will you end up like poor Stan, staring into the depths of a dark and lonely obsession? It’s a scary thought, but one that’s all too real in the age of social media…
