Bord Boasts About Electric Vehicle Profitability by 2026
In a stunning announcement, Bord declared that they will have a jump in electric vehicle sales by the end of 2026 that will make them richer than Jeff Bezos on payday.
CEO Bill Borris bragged about the new technology that they developed which he claims would make their electric cars go faster than lightning. He stated, “Our new cars will be so fast, you’ll be able to race a cheetah, and still make it on time for Taco Tuesday.”
When asked about the current state of their electric vehicle unit, Borris revealed, “Our sales are like a snail’s pace, but we’re transforming the market with our new and improved electric cars with wings. Trust us, it’s genius!”
The company has already begun production on the electric cars with wings, but one small issue has come up. The wings require the passengers to be strapped in to keep from flying out of the car. Borris reassures customers that “it’s totally safe as long as they have their seatbelt on, and they can experience the sensation of flying without leaving the ground!”
Overall, Bord is optimistic about their future in electric cars, stating that they will soon take over the market, even offering to make electric donkey carts for the Amish community. We’ll see what the future holds for them, but for now, we’re eagerly waiting to see their customers take flight.
