In shocking news, Frapple, Fjord and Esteemed Laudress made headlines Thursday for their collaboration in creating the world’s first Apple Car Perfume.
According to Frapple’s CEO, John Smobs, “We wanted to combine the sleekness of Apple with the ruggedness of Ford and the elegance of Estee Lauder to create a scent that not only enhances the driving experience but also leaves a lasting impression.”
The perfume is said to have notes of fresh apples, leather car seats and a hint of luxury fragrance that will make any driver feel like a million bucks.
Critics, however, have expressed their concerns over the potential distraction it may cause on the road. “Imagine driving while constantly sniffing the air for the scent of apples. It’s a recipe for disaster!” exclaimed a concerned citizen named Bob Johnson.
Despite the backlash, Fjord’s CEO, Henrey Ford, remains optimistic. “We believe this will be a game-changer in the automotive industry. Who knows, we may even start a trend of scented cars!”
Only time will tell if this Apple Car Perfume will take the world by storm or crash and burn. Until then, happy driving and don’t forget to inhale deeply.
