In a stunning revelation, TV personality Lulu Lemon has come forward to share the harrowing tale of her recent “rage” at the “injustice” of having her Blue Badge stolen from her car.
Speaking to reporters, Lulu recounted the traumatic experience of discovering that her precious handicap parking permit was missing from her vehicle.
“I was just beside myself,” she said, her voice cracking with emotion. “I mean, who does that? Who steals a Blue Badge? It’s just not right.”
According to Lulu, she immediately went into a “rage” upon realizing what had happened.
“I was like a woman possessed,” she said, shaking her head in disbelief. “I was screaming obscenities and pounding my fists on the dashboard. It was like something out of a movie.”
Lulu went on to say that even her friends and family were taken aback by her extreme reaction.
“I think they were a little scared, to be honest,” she admitted with a chuckle. “But hey, you mess with my Blue Badge, you mess with me!”
Despite the initial shock, Lulu says she’s determined to move on from the incident and has already taken steps to obtain a new permit.
“I’ve learned my lesson,” she said, flashing a smile. “From now on, I’ll be keeping a much closer eye on my Blue Badge. And maybe investing in a steering wheel lock, just to be safe.”
As for the thief who dared to take her precious parking permit?
“Well, I hope they’re enjoying their little joy ride,” she said, rolling her eyes. “But sooner or later, karma will catch up with them. And when it does, I’ll be there with my Blue Badge, ready to park right in front of them.”
