In a surprising turn of events, the UK’s only full-time professional chamber choir, the A Capella Allstars, have announced that they will be taking their singing talents to the Proms this year. The Proms, known for featuring prestigious orchestras and classical music performers, will now have the pleasure of hosting a group of singers who, let’s be honest, usually only perform in dusty old cathedrals.
When asked about their excitement for this new opportunity, lead singer Gary (not his real name) could barely contain his glee. “This is huge for us! We’ve gone from singing to a congregation of nuns to potentially being heard by thousands of people!” His optimism was shared by the rest of the group, who have reportedly been practicing their best “high-brow choral face” for the occasion.
However, some critics have expressed concern over whether the A Capella Allstars are equipped to handle the level of scrutiny that the Proms audience brings. “I mean, have you seen some of the people that turn up to these things? They’re not going to be impressed by a choir consisting of a bunch of guys who look like they should be in a Mumford and Sons cover band,” commented one classical music expert.
Despite the skepticism, it seems that the A Capella Allstars are taking this opportunity seriously. They have reportedly been tossing around ideas for a new setlist, which allegedly includes a rendition of “God Save the Queen” that features a beatboxing solo by backup singer Steve (again, not his real name).
Only time will tell if the A Capella Allstars will rise to the occasion at the Proms, but one thing is for sure – it’s going to be a very interesting addition to the lineup this year.
