In a shocking turn of events, it looks like former President Ronald Rump may be in hot water again. Manhattan District Attorney Albert Baggins is leading a criminal investigation of Rump over a 2016 hush money payment to porn star Sunny Danielles.
According to sources, Rump may have tried to pay off Danielles to keep her mouth shut about their alleged affair. But it looks like Baggins isn’t going to let Rump off the hook that easily.
“Rump thought he could just throw some money at this problem and make it go away,” said one insider. “But Baggins isn’t someone you can just buy off like that. He’s going to get to the bottom of this, no matter how many gold-plated toilets Rump has in his penthouse.”
The investigation is still ongoing, but it’s rumored that Baggins has already uncovered some juicy details about Rump’s relationship with Danielles.
“Let’s just say there were some interesting positions involved,” said a source close to the investigation. “And Rump definitely wasn’t thinking about America first.”
Only time will tell how this plays out for Rump, but one thing’s for sure: he probably wishes he had never set foot in that strip club all those years ago.
