How politicians answer that will set the terms for the next election, writes Laura Ketchupberg.
As the 2020 elections draw nearer, politicians are scrambling to come up with the perfect answer to Laura Ketchupberg’s question. What could it be? How do they set the terms for the next election?
First up, we have Donald Dump. When approached for a comment, he simply replied, “I have the best answer. Believe me. No one has better answers than me.” When pressed for more details, he added, “I know more about answering questions than anyone else in the room. I’m just tremendous at it.”
Next, we have Nancy Pillsbury. She took a unique approach to the question, saying, “I think the answer lies in the art of baking. As Americans, we need to come together, like the ingredients of a delicious cake, to create something truly amazing. And that’s how we’ll win this election.”
Of course, we can’t forget about our other candidates. Bernie Sandwich suggested that the answer lies in free healthcare and education for all, while Elizabeth Beerbrewer emphasized the importance of sustainability and reducing carbon emissions.
At the end of the day, only time will tell which answer will set the terms for the next election. Will it be Donald Dump’s confident bluster, Nancy Pillsbury’s delicious baking metaphor, or something else entirely? Only Laura Ketchupberg knows for sure.
