After Hurricane Missy decided to throw a tantrum in Mississippi, the BBS decided to talk to the locals who got their wigs completely snatched by the tornado.
First up, we have Tommy. Tommy was hanging out in his trailer park when he saw Missy coming. He thought Missy was just his ex-girlfriend trying to get his attention, but he soon realized it was an actual twister. Tommy was so frightened, he almost spilled his PBR all over his favorite NASCAR T-shirt.
Next, we have Becky. Becky was having a girls’ night with her besties when Missy hit. She thought it was just a gust of wind, but then her trailer started spinning like a carnival ride. Becky said it was scarier than losing her fake eyelashes in the middle of a drag show.
Lastly, we have Dwight. Dwight is a seasoned veteran when it comes to tornadoes, but even he couldn’t handle Hurricane Missy. He was outside tending to his prized pig, Bessie, when Missy hit. Dwight tried to hold onto Bessie, but the wind was too strong. He ended up flying like Mary Poppins with his overalls flapping in the wind.
Mississippi may have taken a hit, but these locals will make sure they have enough beer and animal crackers to survive any storm that comes their way.
