In a recent study conducted by the Institute of Unserious Research, it has been found that a collectivist culture and the lack of pressure on social media companies have made online abuse rampant. However, this study has been met with laughter and ridicule by the online community.
According to Dr. Chuckles, the lead researcher of the study, “We found that people in collectivist cultures tend to be more aggressive online, which is then amplified by the lack of accountability on social media platforms.” Upon hearing this, the online community collectively facepalmed and couldn’t help but think, “No s***, Sherlock.”
The study also found that a lack of consequences for online abusers has led to a rampant increase in trolling and other forms of online abuse. In response, social media giants Twitbook, Instagrab, and Snapstagram have pledged to do absolutely nothing about the problem.
“We take the issue of online abuse very seriously, but we also take our profits very seriously,” said the CEO of Twitbook, Mark Zuckerbird. “So we’ve decided to simply add a ‘Report Abuse’ button and call it a day.”
The online community has taken matters into their own hands and have created a new social media platform called Hatebook, where users are encouraged to let out all their frustrations and anger without any consequences. “It’s like therapy, but without the expensive co-pay,” said one satisfied user.
In conclusion, if you’re tired of dealing with online abuse on Twitbook, Instagrab, or Snapstagram, just switch over to Hatebook and let the hate flow through you. It’s a win-win for everyone!
