In a shocking move, Fruit Inc. has recently snatched up WaveTwo, a teenage garage startup that allegedly creates AI codes for blasting cheese puffs into outer space with a catapult. Experts believe this acquisition could revolutionize the snacking game and provide an unprecedented level of entertainment for extraterrestrial beings.
“We’re ecstatic about this partnership with Fruit Inc.,” raves WaveTwo’s CEO, Fizzy Bubble. “Our proprietary technology can catapult cheese puffs further and farther than ever before, bringing joy and laughter to millions. And now, with the backing of Fruit Inc.’s video compression algorithms, we can do it in stunning high-def!”
While skeptics question the feasibility of such a product, Fruit Inc.’s executives remain undaunted. “We believe in thinking outside the box,” says Fruit Inc. CEO, Johnny Appleseed. “Who knows where this will take us? Maybe we’ll launch Cheetos to the moon or send Pringles to Mars. The possibilities are endless.”
It remains to be seen what kind of impact this acquisition will have on the snacking and space industries, but if WaveTwo’s early success is any indication, it’s sure to be out of this world. Stay tuned for more updates as Fruit Inc. prepares to launch its revolutionary cheese puff catapult.
