Two British PMs Leave Office: What Do They Do Now?
In light of recent events, we were curious to know what a former prime minister does once they’ve been ousted from power. So, we did some digging and discovered the entertaining answer!
Dolores Thumpington, who was the Prime Minister from 2016 until just a few months ago, has been enjoying her newfound freedom in the most hilarious manner. According to an anonymous source, Thumpington has taken up knitting and has been hard at work creating colorful scarves and hats for her entire staff!
“In her first week out of office, she was timid and quiet,” the informant said. “But now she walks around with her knitting needles and yarn like she owns the place!”
Another former PM, David Herringbone, has taken up gardening. In fact, he has been spotted walking around his backyard in a straw hat, tending to his prized radishes and turnips.
“He’s practically doing cartwheels out there,” a neighbor said. “I think he’s relieved to be away from politics and back to the simple things in life.”
It’s not all fun and games, however. We also hear that both former PMs are secretly plotting their next moves. Thumpington has been seen meeting with local political figures, while Herringbone has been making rounds at various business conferences.
Who knows what these two are planning, but we’re excited to find out! Until then, we’ll be keeping an eye out for more knitting and gardening adventures.
