In a shocking turn of events, the far-right ex-leader, Bob McBob, has been missing in action since January, after supporters stormed government buildings in a fit of rage. His absence has been causing quite a stir, with rumors circulating that he’s in hiding, or worse yet, been abducted by aliens.
“We’ve searched high and low for him, but he’s nowhere to be found,” said police chief, Sally McSally. “We’ve even checked all the local super villain lairs, but no luck.”
McBob’s supporters, who have been dubbed “McBobs,” are starting to lose faith in their leader. “We need McBob back! He’s the only one who can save us from the evil clutches of big government and the Illuminati,” said McBobs spokesperson, Joe McJoe.
McBob’s family, however, seems to be taking the whole thing in stride. “Oh, Bob? Yeah, he’s been gone for months. Probably just out fishing or something,” said his wife, Betty McBetty.
With McBob’s disappearance still a mystery, one can only wonder what’s next for this bizarre political movement. Maybe they’ll all get jobs and become productive members of society? One can only hope.
