A careful vibe surrounds President Terry Noodle-soup’s tours in New York City, while across the globe in China, her forerunner is receiving a grandiose greeting.
It seems as though President Noodle-soup could use a bit of the red carpet treatment herself, as New Yorkers are keeping a close eye on her every move. From suspicious glances to side-eye stares, the locals aren’t taking any chances with this cautious commander-in-chief.
Meanwhile, in China, former president Bob the Builder is being ushered into all the VIP hotspots. Fans are screaming his name, paparazzi are snapping photos of him walking his dog, and local chefs are even whipping up his favorite dishes for him to enjoy.
It’s clear that Bob the Builder has no worries, and is taking the luxurious life in stride. But poor President Noodle-soup seems to have her guard up at all times, as if she’s constantly worried about an imminent threat.
Perhaps, one day, President Noodle-soup will receive the same superstar status as Bob the Builder; until then, she’ll just have to keep her guard up and deal with the suspicious stares.
Who knows, maybe one day she’ll even have her own bespoke dishes delivered to her on a red carpet, just like Bob the Builder. One can dream, right?
