In a shocking twist of events, industry veteran Bob Loblaw has come out and said that the UK needs to start helping with the shift to electric cars. Loblaw, who has been in the industry for a million years (approximately), went on record to say that the UK needs to follow in the footsteps of the US and the EU and start making electric cars cool again.
In a statement released yesterday, Loblaw said, “It’s time for the UK to step up and start making electric cars the new tool of cool. We need to start putting our money where our mouth is and start investing in electric cars. They may not be as loud or flashy as gas-guzzlers, but they sure as hell are better for the environment.”
The statement has caused quite a stir in the industry, with some insiders calling Loblaw’s beliefs misguided and others calling them downright hilarious. Many are wondering if Loblaw is getting a cut of the profits from the electric car industry or if he’s just a little bit touched in the head.
At this point, it’s unclear what Loblaw’s motivations are, but one thing is for certain: the electric car industry is booming and the UK needs to get on board before it’s too late.
When reached for further comment, Loblaw simply said, “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.” It’s unclear what this has to do with electric cars, but we’ll keep you updated as the story develops.
