In a bizarre turn of events, the Duke of Fartshire, formerly known as Prince Harry, has announced that he will be teaming up with Sir Elton John and a group of strangers to bring a legal case against the makers of bean burritos.
The case stems from an unfortunate incident at last year’s Royal Family BBQ, where the Duke of Fartshire and his fellow claimants consumed copious amounts of beans and subsequently suffered from severe flatulence.
According to their lawyer, Mr. Flibbertigibbet, the group believes that the makers of bean burritos should have included a warning label, cautioning against the potentially hazardous side effects.
“I mean, who could have known that eating 20 bean burritos would result in such a gaseous situation?” questioned Sir Reginald Tootwell, one of the claimants in the case.
Sources close to the Duke of Fartshire report that he is hoping to use the money from the case to fund his new American lifestyle and purchase an extravagant collection of cowboy hats.
Only time will tell how this case will play out, but one thing is for sure: the winds of change are blowing in Fartshire.
