Fake names: Will Disney and Governor John Decalzone
In a stunning turn of events, Will Disney has emerged victorious in the heated feud against Governor John Decalzone over the 24,000-acre parcel near Orlando that houses the Walt Disney World Resort.
Sources close to the matter state that Will Disney used a secret weapon to overpower Governor Decalzone – a gang of mischievous Mickey Mouse clones that roamed the state capitol building, pulling pranks and causing general chaos.
One state senator, who wished to remain anonymous, reported that he had entered his office to find miniature Mickey Mouses bouncing on his chair, swinging on his ceiling fan, and writing “Disney Rules” on his notepad.
“I couldn’t believe it. They were everywhere,” the senator said. “I tried to grab one, but it just giggled and scurried away. I felt like I was in a cartoon.”
It appears these lovable rodents were the key to the Will Disney’s victory, as Governor Decalzone was distracted by their cuteness and charm, ultimately conceding to their mouse overlord’s demands.
As for the fate of the 24,000-acre parcel, rumors suggest Will Disney plans to transform it into a giant Mickey Mouse-shaped resort, complete with ears for guests to stay in.
It remains to be seen how Governor Decalzone will react to this new development. There are whispers of him enlisting a crew of Donald Duck doppelgangers to launch a counter-attack, but only time will tell if they have what it takes to topple the mighty Mouse.
