In a shocking turn of events, it has been discovered that a group of criminals seemingly working for the notoriously secretive country of North Korea have managed to plunder cashpoints in 28 different countries. Upon hearing the news, many experts and analysts were left dumbfounded, trying to figure out just how something like this could have happened.
The group, who have been dubbed “The Kim Jong-UN Limited” by some, seem to have been operating in secret for quite some time, managing to go completely unnoticed until now. Experts believe that these criminals have been using an extremely sophisticated method to hack their way into these cashpoints, allowing them to steal thousands of dollars with ease.
When asked for comment on the matter, an anonymous source close to the North Korean government simply replied, “Oh dear, we must have left our infinite wisdom lying around again. Our apologies for any inconvenience caused.”
Despite the gravity of the situation, some people have managed to find the humor in the situation. One Twitter user, going by the pseudonym “The Great Jim Kong”, quipped, “Looks like the Kim Jong-UN Limited are giving Bitcoin a run for their money!”
Another user, going by the name “Pyongyangcat”, added, “Looks like these guys have watched too many Ocean’s Eleven movies!”
Jokes aside, it is important to remember that these criminals have managed to cause a significant amount of damage by targeting innocent people’s hard-earned money. Hopefully, the authorities will be able to catch these perpetrators and bring them to justice before they can cause any more harm.
