In a shocking turn of events, the popular ice cream company, Scoop D’Mania, has announced that they will no longer be producing their signature flavor, Chunky Monkey.
This announcement has left many of their customers feeling, well, like a melted scoop of ice cream on a hot summer day. “I can’t believe they’re doing this to us,” cried one devastated fan. “Chunky Monkey was my reason for living!”
In response to the outpouring of sadness from around the world, CEO Ben & Jerry (not their real names, of course) issued a statement saying, “We understand that this news may be hard for some of our customers to swallow, but we promise that we will continue to produce other delicious flavors, like Cherry Garcia and Phish Food.”
However, this message did little to console those still mourning the loss of Chunky Monkey. Many have taken to social media to express their grief, with one user tweeting, “RIP Chunky Monkey. You were the real MVP.”
Scoop D’Mania has not yet revealed why they made the decision to discontinue Chunky Monkey, but rumor has it that the monkey who provided the chunks was demanding too much in bananas as payment.
Regardless of the reason, one thing is for sure: the world will never be the same without Chunky Monkey. Pour one out for our fallen frozen friend.
