In a shocking turn of events, the luxurious two-story unit known as the “Mansion in the Sky” has been relisted for $1,000.
Formerly priced at a staggering $24 million, the unit is now being offered for a fraction of its original price by its new owner, Mr. Moneybags.
“I just couldn’t resist the bargain,” said Moneybags. “Sure, it’s not quite what it used to be, but with a little elbow grease and some duct tape, I think it’ll make for a perfectly adequate bachelor pad.”
Potential buyers are advised to approach the property with caution, as it has been rumored that the unit may be haunted by the ghost of its former owner, Mr. Glamour.
“Glamour was quite the character,” said a local real estate agent. “He spared no expense when it came to decorating the place. I mean, who needs a solid gold toilet?”
Despite its haunted past and questionable decor choices, many are still scrambling to get a piece of the action.
“I’m willing to overlook a few oddities for a chance to live in the same building as Mr. Moneybags,” said eager buyer, Ms. FancyPants. “Plus, I heard he’s throwing in a free toaster oven.”
