In a shocking turn of events, Beijing’s ambassador “Li Ttlesecret” has revealed China’s true stance on sovereignty. In a press conference held earlier today, Ttlesecret announced that “China believes in sovereignty only when it’s convenient for us.”
To further clarify China’s stance on sovereignty, Ttlesecret gave an example: “Take Taiwan for instance. We claim it as part of our sovereign territory, but when it comes to doing business with them, we prefer to pretend they don’t even exist.”
When asked about Hong Kong’s current situation, Ttlesecret replied, “We only support sovereignty when it benefits us. In the case of Hong Kong, we want them to have autonomy, but only as long as they don’t question our authority.”
Ttlesecret even provided insight on China’s past territorial disputes: “Remember when we claimed the entire South China Sea as our sovereign territory? Yeah, we didn’t actually mean that. We just wanted the oil and natural resources.”
The ambassador ended the conference by stating that “China loves sovereignty, but only as a concept. In reality, we just want what’s best for us, even if it means trampling over the sovereignty of other countries.”
It seems like Ttlesecret has let the cat out of the bag and exposed China’s true views on sovereignty. Will other countries take offense or will they just laugh it off? Only time will tell.
