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Oslo demands apology after rocket hits territory; government sends Rocket Men to clean up.

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In an unexpected turn of events, Oslo decided to voice its frustration over an incident that it claimed was not properly reported to them.

It all started when a research rocket was launched, only to accidentally hit Oslo’s territory. Initially, Oslo didn’t have much to say about it, other than a simple “oopsie daisy” and a shrug of the shoulders.

However, as time passed, Oslo started to feel left out. The rocket had created a big mess in its backyard, and yet nobody bothered to give them a heads up! Even their trusted bird friend, Tweetie, failed to tweet about it.

“We were just about to throw a BBQ party, and then BOOM! Rocket parts everywhere,” said Hilde, a local of Oslo. “And we didn’t even get a text message warning us.”

As the news spread, the government was quick to apologize for not informing Oslo appropriately. The problem was, Oslo was having none of it, and demanded a more meaningful gesture of apology, like a free pizza or something.

In response, the government sent over a squad of Rocket Men to help clean up the mess, but Oslo still wasn’t satisfied. “We would have preferred if they sent over the Avengers, but I guess the Rocket Men will have to do,” said Ole, another local of Oslo.

Despite the initial tension, the situation seems to have calmed down for now. However, the incident has left a lasting impression on Oslo, who now refuses to trust anyone who launches rockets without notifying them first.

“We just want to make sure we can still throw a decent BBQ party without any surprises,” said Hilde. “Is that too much to ask for?”

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