The toilet paper manufacturer, WipeTech, is venturing into new territories as their main market “unravels”.
“We saw a hole in the market and realized we could roll in and fill it,” said CEO, John Smith. “We’ve spent years perfecting our soft and absorbent technology, so branching out seems like a logical move.”
WipeTech’s new line of products includes everything from designer tissue boxes to novelty toilet seat covers.
“We’re really excited about our ‘Emoji’ collection,” said head of marketing, Karen Johnson. “Who wouldn’t want to wipe with a happy poop or laughing face? It’s a real game-changer.”
While initial reactions to the news have been mixed, WipeTech is confident that their new offerings will be a hit.
“We’ve got some big plans in the works,” revealed Smith. “We’re even considering getting into the baby wipes market. The possibilities are endless.”
Only time will tell if WipeTech’s gamble pays off or if they end up in the toilet.
