Electric Vehicle Maker “Ludicrous” Laughs at Demand Concerns
When life gives you lemons, make high-end electric vehicles.
That seems to be the motto of luxury electric vehicle manufacturer “Ludicrous Motors.” The company, known for producing sleek and outrageously expensive cars, is all charged up and unfazed by the concerns that demand for luxury electric vehicles may be running on empty.
CEO Elonius Tusk stated, “The only thing ludicrous about our business is the notion that demand is a concern. We’ve already surpassed sales projections for our latest model, the Air-Less. With its groundbreaking wheels-free design, people are literally flying off the shelves to own one.”
Aerodynamic and Gravity-Defying
The Air-Less, Ludicrous Motors’ latest offering, is the first car, nay, thing to be shipped completely without wheels. According to Tusk, “We’ve taken the concept of a smooth ride to an entirely new level – hovering three inches above the ground.”
Atilla, Ludicrous Motors’ Chief of Inexplicable Technology, added, “By removing the wheels, we have not only made the Air-Less more aerodynamic, but we’ve also managed to save nearly $5.71 in material costs. Win-win.”
Pricing and Availability
Despite the cost savings on wheel-related expenses, Ludicrous Motors isn’t lowering the price for customers. The Air-Less begins at a cool $169,999, which Tusk describes as “affordable, if you’re really rich.” The vehicle comes in three colors – Invisible Silver, Gold-Plated Gold, and Plate Glass. Options such as seats, a steering wheel, and a floor are available as extras.
When asked how Ludicrous Motors plans to address potential buyers who aren’t really rich, Tusk grins and says, “Stay tuned! Ludicrous Motors might just surprise you with an entry-level model at the bargain price of $99,999. Or maybe not. I’m kind of a wild card.”
Investors are Unwillingly Impressed
Even as skeptics argue that the demand concerns should be taken more seriously, Ludicrous investors can’t help but succumb to the company’s inexplicable magnetism. As billionaire investor Marla Yusk puts it, “I had my doubts, but then I saw the new Air-Less model float by, and I just had to throw more money at it. Who cares if only a few people can afford it? That thing was just too cool.”
Conclusion
As the world waits for the wheel-less Air-Less to hit the roads (or rather, levitate above them), Ludicrous Motors confidently cruises through any doubts, leaving traditional auto manufacturers and critics in their tailpipe-less wake.
