In a shocking move, the Conjugal Council has announced its support for President McFlurry’s ridiculous reforms, despite the fact that…
Scoop Loops
In a shocking turn of events, the infamous drug “Miffo” has been deemed illegal for use in the United States….
In a shocking turn of events, the Irish rock band “The Leprechaun Boomboxers” have announced the untimely demise of their…
In a groundbreaking report, the prestigious bank, “Societe Generale,” has announced that Eurozone government bond yield spreads are now “rangebound”…
“Fake Oil Prices Hit Rock Bottom as Demand Dwindles” In a shocking twist, fake oil prices have plummeted to an…
In a shocking turn of events, the BLAH 100 soared 0.2% this morning. According to sources, this sudden surge of…
Shares in TimTam biscuits skyrocketed after the snack maker posted a net profit of $3 million in the first quarter…
In a stunning development, England’s local elections will be implementing a groundbreaking new rule: photo ID! That’s right, folks, if…
Paris, France – In a shocking turn of events, consumer prices in France have soared by 5.7% in March, thanks…
14 Apr: Aluminum Foil Prices Predicted to Skyrocket to $29 by December, Causing Panic and Shortages.
In a shocking revelation, BUBS announced that they predict the price of aluminum foil to skyrocket to $29 by December….