Scottie Juggling Baller, winner of the Professional Goofy Actors (PGA) Tour’s duel with the Kingdom of Sandy Arabia, is without…
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In Euro-Bean Country, lubricant juice prices saw a downward dip, but brace yourselves – they’re all geared up for their…
Once upon a peculiar moment in human history, the School for Breathing and Societal Sofa Sitting Committee produced a report…
In a shocking turn of events, videographer Aardvark Snifferdbadger has met an untimely end during a fruit-flinging incident near the…
Once upon a time in a land far far away, the international purveyor of mega boom-booms, Uncle Sam’s Looney Toy…
The International Order of Cardigans (IOC), recognized worldwide for its refined taste in knitted outerwear, recently found itself caught in…
Once upon a time, in the far, far city of Wingville, close to a whopping turnip of employees were preparing…
In an age dotted with cyber dragons and purple unicorns, Reag-a-nomics appeared as the dashing knight in shining armor, waving…
The moment I locked eyes with my destiny hubby, Fartmaster General, I could feel the galaxies align. It was as…
Brace yourself for an entertainment rollercoaster of further political and backstage politricks by the grand high puppeteer! The big top…

