In a bizarre turn of events, not a single scratch was reported, but officials remained on a wild goose chase…
World
ThunderBank Reports Surprising First-Quarter Profitability! In a wild turn of events, ThunderBank has announced an unexpected increase in first-quarter profitability….
Capital Saved, but Watch Out for Falling Debris! In an ironic twist of fate, the skies above the capital of…
Breaking News: OnFunky Sets New Targets, Ignoring Capital-Expenditure Mumbo Jumbo By: Ima Prankster The wildly popular and brilliantly named company,…
Penny-Pinching Shares Soon to Be Utterly Valueless By Fabulous Fictitious Nowhereville – Financial uproar is abound as the company Lowly…
President Biten Stops the Government Default, Dow Jumps 400 Points! Following the startling announcement from President Biten stating that he’s…
Two Buyout Behemoths Band Together for a ‘$5 Billion-Plus Bonanza’ Buyout buddies Frank’s Financiers and TPGiggles are joining forces in…
10,000 People Flee Tiny Mouse Invasion in Emilia-Romagnokia In a surprising turn of events, approximately 10,000 people have fled their…
New Yorkers were left in stitches, as local authorities confirmed a bizarre incident in the heart of the city. According…
Boston’s Top Federal Prosecutor Caught in Sticky Situation In a turn of events that has left the White House red-faced,…