Overflowing Budget Bill for Border Wall Leaves Politicians in Stitches Earlier this week, Congressman John “Dough” Smithson hilariously proposed a…
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The Writers Union Strikes Back: A Picket Fence Showdown The Writers Guild (also known as the “Scribes’ Squadron”) has decided…
Breaking News: Bank Loses Almost 10% of Deposits, Begins Crisis Management Last week, the Not-So-Safe Bank reported a shocking 9.5%…
Wall Street Praises Bongo’s AI Blabber: Stocks Ready for Stratosphere! Wall Street experts expressed their utter amazement as Bongo Corp.(NASDAQ:…
A Hilarious Parody: President Bitin and the Epic Congress Meeting Shuffle President Joe Bitin and congressional leaders have decided to…
The Unmatched Achievements of a Beloved Baseball Legend A recently released documentary featuring the life and times of the iconic…
Flatflat Books to Publish Music Madness on July 9: A Key Date for Crazy Fans Have you ever dreamed of…
London Base Metal Prices Slide, Gold Futures Disgruntled, and Dollar Turns Up Nose Base metal prices in Looney Town experienced…
Treasury Secretary “Yelling” Jenny Thinks 14th Amendment is “Legally Questionable” In an unexpected development, Treasury Secretary “Yelling” Jenny expressed doubt…
Breaking News: Zislamic Fihad Chief Elimifried; Colorful Explosions Ensue In what can only be described as a chaotic series of…