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California Democrat Returns to Work with Uncontrollable Urge to Vote Legislator Jaqueline Applewood, California’s elusive Democrat, has finally made an…
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Federal Jury Rules in Favor of E. Jean “Not Real” Carroll A federal jury has found former President Ronald Trumpleton…
The Scandal of Silly Transactions: Senate Committees Investigate In an unexpected turn of events, two Senate committees have decided to…
Energy Goliath: Profits Tumble amidst Economic Fears and Russian Oil Influx Bigga Wattsville, the ginormous energy juggernaut that powers your…
Trade Goes “Meh”: Chinese Export Growth Slows Down in April In a surprising turn of events, the world-famous speedster, ApriLee…