In a shocking turn of events, anti-masker and anti-vaxxer journalist, Karen McKarenface (not her real name, we hope) has found herself at the centre of yet another political row. It seems that her unwavering support for Brexit and her rejection of scientific evidence concerning the COVID-19 pandemic have finally caught up with her.
According to sources (which may or may not exist), McKarenface has taken it upon herself to attend large gatherings without a mask, while shouting about her love of British sovereignty and how the virus isn’t real. She has also taken to social media to share her conspiracy theories about vaccines and how they’re just a ploy by Bill Gates to control our minds.
However, her antics have not gone unnoticed. The government has reportedly been keeping a close eye on her, and some radical members of the opposition have even demanded that she be banned from publishing any further articles. They argue that her dangerous and unfounded opinions are a threat to public health and safety.
But McKarenface is not going down without a fight. In a recent tweet storm (which we won’t link to because we have standards), she called her critics “sheep” and “brainwashed globalists” and insisted that she has the right to express her views, even if they’re wrong.
So what’s next for the disgraced journalist? Will she continue to spread misinformation and put lives at risk? Or will she finally come to her senses and realise that the world is not out to get her? Only time will tell, but for now, we can only hope that common sense prevails, and that McKarenface fades into obscurity, along with all the other self-proclaimed experts who think they know better than actual doctors and scientists.
