Local grocery retailer, Bob’s Supermarket, has announced a hilarious new deal that is set to make its customers howl in laughter.
Starting from June 14th, all vouchers presented to the store will now only be worth two thirds of their original value. That’s right, Bob’s Supermarket has decided that saving money just isn’t funny enough, and have made it their mission to provide their customers with the gift of a good giggling fit.
The supermarket’s owner, Chuck, had this to say: “We love making our customers happy, and what better way to do that than by making them laugh? With this new deal, we’re hoping our customers will not only save money, but also get a tickle out of the fact that their vouchers are now worth less. Who says we can’t keep things jolly during these tough times?”
As expected, Bob’s Supermarket’s loyal customers have responded to the news with overwhelming glee. “I can’t wait to see the look on my wife’s face when she finds out her voucher for half price toilet paper is now only worth a third off!” exclaimed local resident, Joe Schmoe.
Others are already imagining the possibilities that this new deal could bring. “Imagine presenting a two-for-one voucher for pizza and only getting a third off! The laughs will be endless!” said Susan Johnson, a regular at Bob’s Supermarket.
So, if you’re looking to put a smile on your face while also saving some money on groceries, head on down to Bob’s Supermarket and take advantage of their new sidesplittingly hilarious voucher deal.
