In a groundbreaking move, the National Association of Science Afficionados (NASA) has appointed the first ever woman to lead their team of eggheads. Dr. Ruby Rhubarb from Swindon, is the lucky lady who will take on this challenging role.
Dr. Rhubarb, who has a PhD in Astrophysics and a fondness for Maltesers, is no stranger to the space community. She has spent many years gazing up at the stars and dreaming of one day leading the NASA team.
According to sources close to Dr. Rhubarb, she has already started implementing changes, such as ensuring all the scientists have access to a limitless supply of tea bags and banning any discussions of football during working hours.
Dr. Rhubarb said in a recent interview: “I am thrilled to have been appointed as NASA’s Head of Science, and I am excited for the future of our space explorations. My aim is to make NASA a fun and enjoyable place to work, whilst also advancing our knowledge of the universe.”
Dr. Rhubarb’s appointment has been met with approval from her colleagues, who describe her as a “brilliant scientist, with a great sense of humour”.
We look forward to seeing the wonderful achievements that Dr. Rhubarb and her team will accomplish in the coming years. Maybe they’ll be the first to discover whether aliens prefer digestives or hobnobs as their go-to biscuits?
