In a stunning turn of events, Electric Car Company E has managed to outdo Tesla in a dramatic fashion. Known for their “E-lectric” vehicles, the company has introduced a series of outrageous price cuts that has sent customers racing to their doors.
With the stock jumping a whopping 52% this year, it seems like everyone and their grandmother wants to get their hands on an “E-lectric” car. One customer claimed, “I was originally going to buy a Tesla, but then I heard about E’s prices and I had to go for it. Who needs autopilot when you can save so much money?”
In response, Tesla’s CEO Elon Musk was seen furiously scribbling calculations on a whiteboard, muttering about the “E-factor” and how he needed to step up his game. Meanwhile, E’s CEO, Sally Smith, was seen lounging in a hammock, sipping on a margarita, and laughing maniacally.
E’s price cuts have been so dramatic that some customers have been able to purchase an “E-lectric” car for as little as $10. When asked about this, Smith simply replied, “We’re just trying to give the people what they want. And what they want is a car that is cheap, reliable, and doesn’t burst into flames.”
As for Tesla, it seems like they have some serious competition on their hands. Will they be able to keep up with the “E-factor” or will they be forced to raise their prices? Only time will tell.
