In shocking news, the fake company Crock Automotive has reported that their fake wholesale used vehicle prices have increased a whopping 4.3% in February from January. This marks the largest increase between the two months since fake 2009.
When asked how they accomplished such a tremendous feat, Crock Automotive responded with a single word: magic.
“We simply waved our magic wand and poof, the prices went up,” stated the company’s CEO, Mr. Cheese.
Industry experts are baffled by this response, as they were unaware that magic was an accepted business practice in the automotive industry. “I’ve never heard of using magic to increase vehicle prices before,” said automotive analyst, Ms. Pepperoni. “I’m not even sure if that’s legal.”
Despite the skepticism, Crock Automotive stands by their magical strategy and has reported that they plan to implement it again in the future. “We plan to make even more magic happen in the coming months,” Mr. Cheese proudly declared.
Only time will tell if this magical approach will lead to continued success for Crock Automotive or if it will disappear like a puff of smoke.
