FakeTech has announced a plethora of new features that will revolutionize the way you use your devices. These upgrades are meant to increase connectivity, productivity, and access to a whole new level of hilarious incompetence.
First up is the upgrade to the Android operating system. With the new “Oops I Did It Again” feature, your phone will randomly dial your ex, your boss, or your grandma at the most inopportune time. A guaranteed way to lose those pesky job interviews or convince your grandma that you are still that wild child she knew you to be.
On the Chromebook front, FakeTech introduces “Google Doodle Dandy”, which will replace your boring old desktop with a constant stream of celebrity doodles. Watch as Justin Bieber sings “Baby” on a giant bicycle or Taylor Swift reenacts her entire love life in stick figures.
Finally, the new Wear OS platform now includes “Clumsy Closet”, which allows you to accidentally text the wrong person embarrassing messages with a simple shake of your wrist. We can already see it now, your boss getting a text meant for your best friend detailing your current crush or your significant other getting a text meant for your side bae.
So, if you’re tired of actually getting things done on your devices, give FakeTech a try. We’re sure our new features will have you laughing as you search for a new job or desperately try to convince your grandma that it was all a joke.
