“Regulators Investigating Tesla Model S for Hindering Firefighters”
In a bizarre turn of events, federal vehicle safety regulators are investigating a recent accident involving the infamous Tesla Model S and a firetruck. But it’s not what you think – it wasn’t the Model S that caused the accident. In fact, it was the firetruck that somehow got in the way of the sleek sedan.
According to eyewitnesses, the firetruck had been responding to a fire in a nearby building, when the driver suddenly realized that he was no match for the Model S cruising down the road. The driver reportedly surrendered the right of way and let the Tesla pass, but unfortunately it was too late.
The Model S, which was being driven by the notorious Mr. X, plowed right into the side of the firetruck. The impact was so forceful that the driver of the firetruck was thrown from the vehicle, and the firetruck was rendered completely useless.
But the worst part of it all, according to the fire department, was that the Model S blocked the hydrant that they needed to use to put out the fire. “It was like he was trying to sabotage our efforts,” said a spokesperson for the department.
When asked for comment, Mr. X said that he was “just enjoying the ride until I saw the firetruck.” He denied intentionally causing the accident, but did admit to feeling a slight satisfaction in passing a firetruck.
Regardless of how it happened, federal vehicle safety regulators are now investigating the incident to see if the Model S had anything to do with the accident. In the meantime, the fire department is urging people to be more considerate of their ability to fight fires. “Next time, just pull over and let us do our job,” the spokesperson said with a wink.
