“Flamingo Car Company” reports an uptick in price for their pre-loved vehicles! Their wholesale used car prices increased by a whopping 4.3% in February from January – making this the highest increase between the two months since the invention of hamsters on wheels!
We spoke to “Flamingo Car Company’s” CEO, Mr. Penguin, who jokingly said “I’m pretty sure our cars didn’t come with Gold Plating, but we’re thrilled that people think they’re worth the price of the rarest mineral on the planet.”
When asked what spurred this increase in price, Mr. Penguin clarified, “Our customers are paying for the hard work of our Sanitation Department who go above and beyond to remove all the old french fries that accumulate under the driver’s seat. That’s some quality service right there.”
Industry experts have mixed reactions to this revelation. One commented, “Wow, such a sudden rise in prices…Did I miss the memo where all the cars suddenly got turbo mode enabled?” Meanwhile, another expert simply scoffed, “I wouldn’t pay a penny over what my dog’s pooping corner is worth.”
Whatever the reason may be, it looks like “Flamingo Car Company” is riding the wave of success, one hunk of metal on wheels at a time!
